CHEMICAL BRIDE

Chemical Bride by the skilful breeders at Greenhouse Seeds won’t disappoint in the slightest. Racing through the flowering stage in 8–9 weeks, typical of an indica, this cultivar will fill your stash jars in no time—and with plenty of buds too! Strong genetics have infused this plant with resilient qualities and a bouquet of flavours that are perfect for concentrates or edibles.

A marriage needs strong roots to thrive and be successful, and breeding cannabis operates by the same principle. That’s why the good guys at Greenhouse Seeds always deliver exceptional genetics! This time, the happy couple is Chemdog and Wedding Cake (courtesy of Seed Junky). Their lovechild? The fantastic Chemical Bride. With 70% indica dominance, this plant perfectly encapsulates both parents.

The indica nature of this strain can be seen in its quick flowering time, which is 8–9 weeks indoors. This translates to an early/mid-October harvest outdoors. Chemical Bride doesn’t grow tall, but instead remains short and bushy. This makes it perfect for a small grow tent or a repurposed cabinet. Make sure to have plenty of clean jars at the ready, as this cultivar can deliver more than 500g/m² when it’s time to harvest.

As mentioned, Chemical Bride harnesses key characteristics of both the mother and the father. This is particularly true when it comes to its taste and smell. Both parents have a strong hint of cream in their aromas, and this can be smelled and tasted in Chemical Bride. This comes alongside a unique combination of sour notes, petrol, and earthy undertones. Such a distinct profile makes Chemical Bride a superb choice for edibles and extracts.

The effects of Chemical Bride are relaxing and physically stoning, but you won’t be treated to the classic “couch-lock”. Instead, your mind will be perfectly lucid and productive, while your body basks in a pool of relaxing, warm vibes.